Cyberspace- (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): A three-dimensional Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver that has been downloaded over fifty million times has been likened to a gateway drug by a poll of users.
"Sure leads me astray to headier highs," one downloader sighed today.
The dusky 18 year-old High School Musical starlet's artfully sculpted Mons Veneris hit cyberspace two weeks ago following publication of her nude photos on a fan club site.
The screensaver's popularity has now soared beyond the all-time Top Ten favorites.
These include Anna Nicole Smith's heaving breasts bouncing during coitus during an unidentified threesome, Hayden Panettiere's naked mudwrestling debut at Caesar's Palace and Paris Hilton's first orgasm on the back of a Harley Davidson somewhere on the Ventura Highway.
The screensaver carries a warning to downloaders that 'excessive staring' can cause seizure-like euphoric symptoms.
"Some downloaders have even reported 'getting totally lost' within the image's internal dimensions," the warning sates.
"Fortunately, unlike Britney's, it's not yet a fathomless pit."