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Sunday, 23 September 2007

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The Brady sisters; love within the family can come in many forms

When Jan Brady said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," it was not always to complain about her older sister; sometimes it was pillow talk. Seems "The Brady Bunch" household was not as squeaky clean and wholesome as viewers have been lead to believe over the years!

In a new tell-all book by the oldest Brady daughter, she reveals that she had a sexual relationship with her television sister (Eve Plumb). She also once dated her brother (Barry Williams), who once dated their mother (Florence Henderson). Their father, meanwhile, never made it with any of the girls (grown or not) as he was gay. Bobby and Cindy used to make out in the dog's house. We have no idea if the dog was present or not, but considering everything else going on....and that Marcia once dated a Monkey in the show....(okay, okay, it was Davy Jones from the Monkees). Jan and Peter also went out at one time (probably after his voice changed, which lasted at least two seasons). No mention is made in this latest book if Alice, the maid, was involved, but since she was always seeing Sam the Butcher about getting some meat, who knows?

The latest tell all book has networks scrambling to make a new Brady series (the seventeenth, after the original show, the Brady Brides, the cartoon, the variety show, the revived drama, the movies...) This one, however, will appear on daytime television.

No word yet on what it will be called, but it could be something like "As the Brady World Turns", "The Bradys of our Lives", "Another Brady World," or "The Young and the Bradys".

The series will be set in a small California town in the early 1970's (as was the original show). Cast members will all be of legal age (to avoid child pornography and cradle robbing charges), but May-December relationships will be allowed. The first episode will feature a family game night, where the Bradys all get together and have fun playing Twister while naked.

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