Will the cat fights ever stop? The world's two biggest pop-tarts, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, have fought over record sales, number #1 songs, and so much more, or less, in the case of former Mouseketeer turned N'Sync turned solo star Justin Timberlake.
Now, the girls are at it again. They have bared their expensive claws over none other than William Hung.
"He was mine first. I dated him. We had sex. There was a video. Now, he goes and marries Britney. It jus' ain't right. I am the dirrrrrrty girl. Everyone likes Xtina better, right?" Christina may have said to a group of her homegirls while they were drinking their gin and juice on the East side of Beverly Hills.
Britney had this reply, "Oops, I stole him again. He played you for a fool. I am so cool." Well, maybe she didn't. Someone else would have had to have written the lyrics for her.
William has no comment. "He likes them both, but he's married now to Britney and well, he takes marriage so seriously, as does Britney. The only person in Hollywood who takes marriage more seriously is J. Lo," a friend of William's who was most certainly not J. Lo's ex-Cris Judd said.
Will these two ever stop getting all up in each other's stuff?
"Well, Xtina was really mad that Madonna kissed Brit longer. She will not take this latest diss lying down." Her publicist's mechanic said.