Hollywood, California - Attempting to dispel rumors of a real life romance while on a promotional tour of their first light-hearted romantic comedy movie together "Good Luck Chuck', Jessica Alba and Dane Cook did very little to put those rumors to bed today. While appearing on a Los Angeles based morning talk show Via Satellite, the charming attractive couple confirmed that Alba did chip her tooth during a kissing scene with her hunky co-star, Dane Cook, and something a little more.
All seemed somewhat plausible until Cook opened up his mouth and dropped a bombshell. Apparently, while filming he was also sustained an injury…to his penis!
According to Cooks version of events, he got a 'rug burn' on the top of his penis while acting out as scene with a 'furry toy' attached to the tip of his penis. Huh, so that's what he calls Jessica Alba. He sure isn't much of a pillow talker is he?
If that's their story. Fine. But if they expect me to believe them. Well, I have only one thing to say: show me the *Cal OSHA report. Otherwise, it sounds to me like they like it a little rough. Maybe a little too rough for their own good, if you ask me.
*California occupational safety hazard administration.