Written by John Redwood
Print this
Topics: Cheeky Girls

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

image for Cheeky Girls to Implant own Body Parts in Breasts
"We dont need no CHEEKY GIRLS at this conference", exclaimed Sarah Tether.

According to gossip rag 'Wotcha Mates'! heavy metal rockers The Cheeky Girls, Gabriela and twin cheek Monica travelled to Romania to undergo breast enlargement surgery.

Monica also had an operation to remove eye bags and Gabriela had treatment for Kidney Stones.

Keen recyclers, they asked surgeons to not throw away the bags and stones but use them as implants for their breasts! How cooool is that?!

"Our breasts are bigger than before - we've gone from a 34A to a 34C. We are proud of our breasts like a man would be with a new Ferrari," they said in perfect sync.

"We are very happy to not only have big tits but we are doing something to save the environment at the same time."

When asked if Gabriela's boyfriend, Lumpit Opec, LibDem MP (the tall one), had had a feel of them yet, Gabriela replied, "Oh yes he has squeezed all four and liked them very much. I asked him who's he liked best. He squeezed them many times again before saying mine were best because they are rock hard. My sister was sad but then he said he liked to roll hers around. So we have rock and roll breasts! He is very funny."

Sir Minge Campbell, the Lib Dem's sort of leader, was not available for comment but said "The lad's private life is his own. So long as he does his job it's none of the party's business, but how come the selfish little bastard's not bringing the girls to the conference so we can all have a feel?! I'm the daddy you know, I'm the daddy!"

Sir Minge was led away by colleagues. Phew, can't wait for his end of conference speech.

Make John Redwood's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 1?

2 1 3 6
65 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more