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Tuesday, 18 September 2007

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A youtube user recently gained instant fame after defending Britney Spears through the popular video website. The two minute and eleven second video, shows one Chris Crocker condemning her exploitation for money.

Speaking in an interview, as exclusive as the inside of Britney's pants, Crocker spoke about why he did it and the reaction he got.

"Well, it all started in high school. Hormones were raging, and there was Britney in an advert in a magazine and, well, the rest as they say, is history."

After erasing this rather horrible image from my head, I continued to ask questions. Speaking on the reaction he got, Chris was quite emotional.

"Well, some people, similar to myself, thought that the video was deeply moving and spoke the truth. I did also get a lot of replies calling me a "poof" and a "sissy".

To be honest though...wouldn't you say the same?

When asked what replies vividly stick in his memory, Chris replied: "A had a lot of people asking me where I got the drugs that i was on, and offering me from £10 to £500 for an ounce"

So there you have it. A new headline: "Druggy defends Druggy"

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