New York , N.Y. - Britney Spears' launch of her own cosmetics line through Elizabeth Arden will be limited to make-up for clowns.
Britney, herself once afraid of clowns, has decided to try and help others overcome their fear by focusing on the lucrative clown cosmetics market, a spokeperson reveals.
"We believe that every clown in the world deserves to have that special Britney look." said Bailey N. Barnum of Elizabeth Arden "This line will bring that fresh, young Spears quality back to professional clowning."
Ms. Spears commented "I once married a bunch of clowns and we had a really fun honeymoon in their miniature car. It was a lot of fun 'honking' them all. Of course, that was a gag marriage and we had all thirty of them sign annulment papers."
The new line of cosmetics, called The Bozo Spears Collection received mixed reviews from retail experts.
Sales of bid red shoes, however, have dramatically risen since the announcement was made.