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Topics: Britney Spears

Saturday, 15 September 2007

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Britney's hairdresser splits on her before the MTV's VMA. Did he sense the USS Britney was sinking?

Las Vegas, Nevada - Looking like a wardrobe malfunction in progress. Sounding like poorly dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movie where the actors' lips do not match up to voiceover track at times. Surrounded by more youthful looking, energetic dancers that made her appear as if she was moving in slow motion like a scene out of the Matrix, Britney's lackluster performance at MTV's Video Music Awards is burned into the collective DVD consciousness of her fans forever, and all due to a bad hairdo? I don't think so.

We have all had one, though none so bad as Britney's that for sure. Only to go to the extent of blaming her hair extensions for her obvious lack of preparedness, even that would be a first for Britney. Nevertheless, Britney maybe pointing her finger at her hairdresser who reportedly split just before she took the stage. Maybe he sensed the USS Britney was sinking?

Doesn't anyone in Britney's entourage have the balls to stand up to her and remind her that she is one that took a pair of shears to her own head? Now that was a bad hair day. If anyone is to take the blame for her hair having a bad hair day of all the people she is the one. It's all her damn fault. Oops!…You did it again, girlfriend!

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