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Friday, 14 September 2007

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Britney lip syncing War and Peace!

Planet Earth - Britney Spears will lip sync to Justin Timberlake's new audio book recording of War and Peace. According to her agent she is dedicating the new DVD to Insomniacs Anonymous, who have agreed to back Britney's entire world tour in return for this especially dull boring and somewhat bizarre DVD.

"(Yawn)We have been looking...forward...to... Britney's return (yawn). I haven't slept since she started having...(sigh) problems in her career," said Lyle Wagoner, president of Insomniacs Anonymous, "This DVD and tour will (yawn) guarantee sleep for millions of people world wide...(sigh) it will be trans..lated in to ten....different languages."

Britney Spears was busy having a liver transplant and could not be reached for comment, but her agent issued this statement on the lip syncher's behalf. "This project is an important step in Britney's exciting comeback. The backing by Insomniacs Anonymous guarantees a new fan base that will appreciate her talent in new ways."

Britney Spears "Insomnia Tour" begins this October in upper Siberia.

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