In a divine intervention, God, the Creator of the Universe and the Father of Jesus Christ, told TheSpoof! editor Mark Lowton that writer Noshing Mink deserves more points than he's getting.
God is reported to have entered one of Lowton's smutty dreams, saying:
"Oi, over here. Lowton, it's me, God. Stop looking at those girls' knockers. I have a message for you. I've been visiting your website and find it quite amusing. But if you don't start giving Noshing Mink the points he deserves, I'll send Pestilence and Famine round to your house. And don't think I don't know where you live."
Noshing Mink has been writing some pretty good stories lately, but has not been receiving lots of points on TheSpoof! Top 15 Chart of best writers, languishing at position 12.
Lowton told our reporter:
"I remember having a bloody good dream that was spoilt by someone with a very loud voice. I don't know if it was really God or whether I imagined the whole thing."
Noshing Mink meanwhile denied reports that he had been seen outside Lowton's mansion carrying a ladder and a megaphone, adding:
"Everyone knows that God looks like Morgan Freeman whereas I look more like Martin Freeman."