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Monday, 10 September 2007

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Spielberg looking very pleased with himself

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.

"Retard" is a family movie about a boy who discovers a magical retard hiding in his garage.

"It's a tale about a suburban boy whose father has recently passed away and he's trying to come to terms with his loss", said Spielberg, "he finds a special friend called Retard who helps him and his family".

"We cover themes of love, loss, rebellion in this picture", added Spielberg with a sinister look in his good eye, "and with the 98% of the movie's gross, I plan to buy a small South American country and rule it like a Sun God".

Writer/producer Jose Lucas elaborated further: "I can relate to retard a lot. I grew up in a relatively wealthy family, I became a multi millionaire very early in life, I'm now a multi-billionaire with an empire that's viewed by some as a religion…", Lucas pauses to stroke his beard, "actually I'm nothing at all like Retard".

Retard will be portrayed by scary big mouth Sandra Bernhardt and the boy is being played by Jessica Alba.

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