Bollywood, New Delco (IP) - An enterprising Indian company has made a million copies of Bin Ladin's latest video and is selling it to Americans and other westerners to be used as a sleep inducing aid.
The latest video is so powerful at inducing sleep that the FDA has threatened to prohibit its purchase by anyone who has failed to obtain a prescription for it. State legislatures nationwide have opened investigations into the narcotic effect the video has on folks.
Laboratory test subjects fell into a deep slumber within the first 12 seconds that the video was played. Later when the test subjects were asked if they recalled anything the majority of them said that all they could remember was some washed out old fart standing there and saying, "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" which sounds a lot like, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. This created a sheep counting effect upon the test subjects and they fell to sleep almost instantly.
Some college boys are being investigated for playing the video to unsuspecting fellow students and causing them to fall asleep involuntarily. We will omit any description of what the reader might imagine about what probably happened next.
The Video is called, "Insomnia Be Gone" and is available at participating Seven-Eleven stores everywhere.