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Saturday, 8 September 2007

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Iannucci, Oxford man?

Following reports last weekend that close friends David Beckham and Armando Iannucci had fallen out more accusations have been made, this time from Beckham.

The former England Captain, and Cambridge graduate, Beckham has alledged that Iannucci never attended Cambridge, " 'e's an Oxford dropout. 'e likes to put it about that 'e went to Cambridge with me, it increases 'is street cred, but 'e never did". Beckham has gone on to say that he never liked former pal Iannucci and would rather be seen with a "Short, Bald, Scottish / Italian Tw*t".

The split, which has rocked the entertainment world, is said to have cost both men at least £20m each as next year's sellout World tour has had to be cancelled. Freinds of the pair have said that both men are devastated and have been seen "crying like big babies".

Exclusive Iannucci interview expected next week.

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