Beverly Hills, California - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): A pregnant Paris Hilton is most people's ultimate nightmare according to a poll of what would most frighten reality-tv watchers today.
The report follows news that when Paris finally finds herself gestating - maybe later in the year! - a Los Angeles tv studio will pay her $5 million for a daily blog-style reality show documenting her every living breath.
This would include hot-button topics such as gynecological changes to the blond heiress, psychological analysis of impending motherhood and all the latest pregnancy and birth care techniques which Hilton may wish to promote as part of a commercial package sponsoring her journey to parenthood.
For some, however, the thought of a pregnant Paris is about as palatable as Jenna Bush's own speculated gestation.
"What kind of chimera would want to use either of these women's reproductive organs for their own incubation?" an LA networking website asked today.
What kind indeed?