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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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Mel in happier times during Braveheart

At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem.
The Christian-loving former alcoholic alleged anti-Semite has had a long suffering relationship with the disease. During Lethal Weapon 4 he insisted that midget actor Joe Pesci should be included in many scenes in order to distract from his pain.

"Mel and I haven't spoken in a little while", said Pesci from his padded San Quentin prison cell, "but he was really suffering during those movies.Always scratching himself and tearing off lumps of flesh and hair.Especially whenever I turned up on set".

Gibson blames his disease on poor quality holy water he drank while on a vacation in Israel with his father.

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