TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.
"I don't know why I'm here", said Matlock to much laughter. "No. I honestly don't know how I got here or why", said the confused star.
Lil Kim, on day release from prison, was full of enegy. "This clothing line is da bomb, baby", she screamed, "I'm so glad Matlock could be here today to witness all these bootylicious threads I personally designed all by myself".
The clothes are casual everyday costumes. "This one here", helpfully explained Kim, "is a see through thong and string bikini ensemble. It's hot, y'all."
Matlock was spotted wandering aimlessly around the area with a puzzled and scared expression on his face.
"Do I know these people?", he was heard uttering, "I won't have to remove my grey suit, will I?"
Lil' Kim's clothing line will be available from all good red lite districts on Friday.