Written by Deanna Goodson
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Wednesday, 10 March 2004

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Oops! She does it again

Britney Spears has decided that her first wedding wasn't shocking enough so she got married in a quickie Vegas ceremony again.

The groom. None other than William Hung. It seems that William really is hung and she wanted what Paris had in her new video.

"Brit's career is slipping thru her nail-bitten fingers and well, William is hot right now even if he's not hot, you get my drift, right?" Britney's first husband, Jason "Not that Jason" Alexander supposedly said while waiting tables, tending bar, washing cars or whatever he does.

Britney admits that this was a daring move and might make her story that the last marriage was just a "joke gone wrong" seem less credible.

"Heck, it's not as if anyone believed it before," some woman on the street said. Then added, "I wonder what does Justin think about all this?"

This reporter tried to reach Justin Timberlake for comment, but decided who cares.

The couple is registered at the GAP and USC-Berkley's Bookstore. William still wants to finish his education. He knows "he'll need something to fall back on once this marriage is over. We all know Britney's not stupid enough to do this without a pre-nup -- again, right?," a friend who may not have been a friend said from a street corner in the city.

In the meantime, press representatives for the happy couple ask that they left to enjoy this private and special time in their lives. No word yet as to how the couple will moniker themselves.

Britney Hung, Britney Spears-Hung, William Hung, William Spears, William Hung-Spears. It's all good.

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