Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Kermit The Frog

Wednesday, 29 August 2007

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News from the death star is that beloved Muppet Kermit the Frog has joined the dark side. The hero to many who grew up in the late 1970's and early 1980's is now serving alongside Darth Vader, and Mr Burns from The Simpsons.

Kermit held onto a lot of anger and resentment, and one day, meeting old pal Yoda, who had the same voice meant that the green avenger vented all of his spleen.

After being bested by the 900 year old Yedi Master in a game of Kerplunk, and losing three of his limbs, he was rescued by Smithers, and returned to the death star.

The Emperor said at the time 'Excellent. Smither's, release the Hounds'.

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