In a masterful move Lindsay Lohan hypnotized the police, prosecutor and judge in her duel cocaine possession/DUI charges. Legal analysts have been dumbfounded over how Lohan could slide out from under these charges so easily.
The only thing we can figure is Lohan is a master hypnotist as well as competent actress. said Nancy Grace, CNN commentator, as a lawyer I can't understand how she managed to side step two cocaine allegation as well as the DUI charges.
Lohan's people had already booked the Hilton suite at the Lynwood Correctional Facility, now known as the, "Paris Hilton" but canceled the reservations after receiving the news Lindsay was not going to receive any substantial jail time.
Members of the Mafia are calling Lohan the, Teflon Tart.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert