Written by Ben Macnair
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Monday, 27 August 2007

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Ghost ......... Ooooooooh Scary

Thelma, the dowdy glasses wearing Ghost Detective from supernatural documentary Scooby Doo has revealed that she was never frightened of the ghosts in the films.

'I was never scared by the paranormal, just the never ending monotony of the story lines, and the fact that it was always Mr Jones, the light house keeper who did it, and that talking dog, he just did my head in, and we knew that the show had jumped the shark with Scrappy, I mean adding a puppy in just because it was cute really was not going to do it for me'.

We really wanted to speak to Daphne, but she did not need the money. 'Pretty girls never do' said Thelma, bitterly.


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