"Carrie" writer Steven King is locked in a tense legal battle with a 4 year old female panda. Lawyers for the bamboo-loving mammal, which lives at San Francisco zoo, claim she wrote Kings as yet unpublished novel "The Blood Givers".
The panda, named Wee Wee, first learned to type while studying at secretarial college. "She was one of the finest students I ever met", said course director Lizzie Allen, "she could type faster than any creature. Her command of the english language and all it's quirks was outstanding". Asked if she believed the panda could have authored the book Allen replied "most certainly.She may even be the real Steven King".