Written by Ben Macnair
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Sunday, 26 August 2007

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Ooooooh Chase me, until I could chrush a grape

Stu Francis, the 1980's children's TV presenter is to team up with Timmy Mallet for a game show.

The two, who are long term friends said:'We can hardly wait, it will be do miss TV, I can feel it, that it will be good and popular'

In further news, Timmy Mallet added: 'Stick out your tongue and say bleurgh..........' Whilst Stu Francis added 'Ooooh Chase Me!'. We had to point out that that was the catch phrase of similarly faded comedian Duncan Norvelle, his catch phrase was 'Oooohhhhhh I could crush a grape!'

We bet him that he could not. We are still waiting for our money.

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