Written by Ben Macnair
Print this
Topics: Marriage, Eastenders

Sunday, 26 August 2007

image for Marriage of happy couple goes of without hitch in Albert Square

When groom Peter Green-Smythe-Walsingham the fourth said to his his wife Tracy Jones this was the best day of his life, he just knew he was not wrong.

In normal soap parlance, that would mean he was about to crushed by an anvil that was pushed onto him by a wronged ex-wife, or lover, or a lover's lover, but as the groom is only a new character,and his wife is a long serving extra (she was behind Ian 'little git' Beale once) the script writers felt that the disasterous wedding story line was a cliché to far.

In future episodes Mr Green-Smythe-Walsingham the Fourth will be swallowed, Jonah like, by a hungry whale, whilst the new Mrs Green-Smythe-Walsingham the Fourth has a massive story line coming up, when she sits opposite Dot Cotton in the Vic.

Make Ben Macnair's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 3?

4 10 12 3
37 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more