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Saturday, 25 August 2007

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In Manchester, yesterday a new memoir was launched, but this was no ordinary memoir of hard times overcome, or of self pity. This was a memoir, written by an anonymous author, who has recently turned three.

It concerns the trauma of wearing nappies, teething, having adults talking to you like you don't have a brain, having nothing to wear, no independence, the trauma of losing toys, and trying to make sense of the world.

Katie Price, the best selling Author said: "This is good news for the writer, but I can't help but think what have they done? By the time I was three, I had my life planned out, but this baby just seems to be drifting. It is well plotted, but I will probably not be reading the next one."

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