Written by Ben Macnair
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Friday, 24 August 2007

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After a long hard look at herself, professional wife Victoria Beckham stated - "I really do nothing very much at all."

The wife of millionaire footballer David Beckham claims that after an hour of talking to Hello Magazine, and then spending time with her three children, the day is pretty much her own, except for rehearsals for the forthcoming tour with the Spice Girls.

"Well, even then," revealed the singer (sic), "I really did nothing very much at all. The bolshyness was left to Geri and Scary, the Singing to Sporty, and everything else to Baby."

"I am looking forward to seeing the girls again though, they always look so different in real life as opposed to how they look in the magazine" she said, pouting.

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