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Topics: Space, Mars

Monday, 8 March 2004

When u thought they couldnt get any more bigger and more OTT , The Darkness annouched they would do a gig for the missing space probe Beagal , but on MARS !
catsuit clad lead singer Justin Hawkins says " Its about time someone did a gig in outer space , and were supporting our space probe hopefully when it hears Growing On Me it will resurface " Hawkins added that the darkness will do a whistle stop tour of space ," we are thinking of doing an inner plant low key tour first , then some really intermate gigs on a few select asteroids , before our big gas planet tour we wanna go out with a bang so we will finish with a gig on a supernova "

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