Musical Icon Elton John was today in hiding after keeping his opinion to himself. The usually shy and retiring singer, famed as much for his piano playing as his flower purchasing habits shocked the world by not giving his opinion on a number of things that did not need to concern him.
Mr John was said to be hurt and ashamed about his inability to speak out about the lives of people who buy his records.
His spokesman said: 'We are concerned about Elton. He has not been himself lately, really. This silence really is not him. A lot of things have happened that should have caused him uproar, but he has remained stoic and silent. But then again, if Elton had got his own way, and the world had paid him attention when he called for the closure of the Internet, then we would not be reading this series of lies right now, would we?'