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Wednesday, 15 August 2007

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Hollywood , CA - Inspired by the courage of Fake Steve Jobs, Fake Paris Hilton has announced plans to give up her decadent lifestyle and enter a life of humble public service.

Although the details have not yet been finalized, Ms. Hilton says she is planning a trip to Africa in the very near future, where she will "hold little black babies." She is currently in contact with several charitable organizations and in the process of arranging travel details such as private jets, luxury accommodations, chauffeurs, chefs, personal assistants and hairdressers.

"After doing hard time in the Big House, I reelized that my life has bin empty," says Fake Paris. "I want to give sumthing to all the peeple in the world who will never no what it is like to be Paris!"

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