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Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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Britney In A Box. Not the real one, unfortunately.

LONDON (Defecated News) - Thousands of boxes have arrived from China in preparation for what could be the biggest selling children's toy ever. The new Britney Spears doll will be on sale from September and is set to net the manufacturers billions.

What makes this dolls so special? It's realistic interactive options will entertain for hours adults and children alike, say Harrods who plan on selling the dolls at £32 each. Pre-orders have already topped 2 million dolls

"They are great realistic dolls that capture the spirit of what is Britney Spears", said Harrods' chief buyer Barry McGoggin. "You can remove the hair with little clippers and it will grow back. It has a realistic detailed flange area modelled on the original from photos, It cries and fights for no reason and it 'cries a river' whenever you put our Timberlake toy near it."

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