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Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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ITV has announced an incredible coo (what's the word ed?) over it's rivals in securing a prime time chat show with none other than Tony Blair presenting...

Titled The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth with Tony Blair will be aired this weekend Saturday 9pm. His guests include entertainment giants, Dom and Dick, comic stalwart Rod Hull and celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty.

When asked if they intended to have any serious and intelligent guests on the show, ITV replied, "That would be totally against what we are trying to do. We are giving the public what they want."

"I'm the public," I Stated. I never asked for this. "Yes,well. You don't count, do you, because you inform the public," said the man with a sly smile. It was at this point that I gave up and called him a twat. I decided to go back home and watch The Weakest Link.

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