Yes, in a sensational new development it can now be revealed that Big Brother is desperate for Shilpa Shetty to return.
Shilpa's Big Brother, Amit Shetty, fell from her favour three years ago after telling friends that they could 'have her' for 20 rupees a pop. They haven't spoken since. Amit has revealed his 'regret' at what he did and how he yearns for her to make up with him.
"If I could turn back the clock I would do it tomorrow," sobbed Amit pathetically. When asked if he didn't think he deserved not to be spoken to after attempting to prostitute his sister for 20 rupees, Amit replied, "Yes. Of course I deserve it. I was an idiot. I realise now that i should have at least charged 25."
I put it to Amit that I thought he was a snivelling self-serving worm of a man who only intended to rinse his sister of what little pittance he could make. "Of course," he replied. "Do you know how much I could be making now?"
I decided to humour the little parasite, "How much," I asked. "Millions, " he replied. I'd had enough of this interview and walked out. En route to my flat I called up my sister and asked her what she was doing tonight. "No plans," she told me...