LONDON (Defecated News) - Pop Queen Madonna sent out a press release this morning in which she confirmed she has put her pubic hair up for auction. The move came after weeks of gossip that Madonna had to do something to get some press attention, as many had forgotten who she was.
"Since coming to London and then buying a black baby, she's kind of confused as to her purpose. She doesn't sing much and is getting on a bit", said a close friend who wishes to remain anonymous.
Album sales previously had reached millions and often ten of millions. Her record company told The Spoof today that her last album Greatest Hits 43 only sold 37 copies, 23 of which she bought.
Bids on her muff have reached £18.23 so far with a buy-it-now price up for grabs at £100,000. All proceeds go to 'The Buy An African Fund' a scheme that allows patronising wealthy white people to buy the happiness of supposedly poor useless stupid African people.
Nelson Mandela refused to comment.