LONDON (Defecated News) - Isabel Chernokova was yesterday crowned Miss Boring 2007 at the less than glitzy pageant in Sothend-On-Sea, Essex. Finalists flocked by the dozen from around the world to the event sponsored by Channel 4's Countdown show, with hopes of scooping the top prize of £9,000, a brand new VCD player and a weekend away with former Eastenders star Dean Gaffney.
"It voz nice to vin" said Isabel on collecting her prize. She couldn't think of anything else to say. Ivana grew up in the Russia-Khazakstani border and spent most of her youth collecting pebbles from the nearby stream and helping her father in his accountancy business by book-keeping. "I hopp to try agen next year. I will train hard until then", she added.
Finals were held on Southend Pier and other competitors included Rashmi Golakia from India who liked cutting out pictures of Bollywood stars in magazines, Tori Moranovic from the USA who enjoys line-dancing, and Hong Man Choy from Korea who arranges rice grains in order of size for fun.
2008 sees the event move to a DAB radio factory in Taiwan.