American President George W. (Wanker) Bush has been revealed to have 75% more banana genes than a normal human.
In a study at a secret fruit research lab somewhere in the Arizona desert, scientists analysing Bush's DNA found that he had 87.5% of the genes of a banana, compared to the usual 50%.
This astonishing discovery could explain Bush's resemblance, in both appearance and brain weight, to the yellow fruit who we all know and love. However, it is expected to prompt widespread mutilation of innocent bananas who are thought to be related to the hugely unpopular US leader.
Genes found to be affected are:
- Non-Psychopathic Tendencies
- Ability to go to war with proper planning and justification
- Regard for Human Life
- Disregard for Idiots (Blair)
Surely this scandal, in a wave of criticism, will be the last straw for Banana Bush?