LOS ANJILEEZ (Defecated News) - He's getting on a bit, can't make decent music anymore and does not molest boys. Broke pop king Michael Jackson has been in hiding since being cleared of child abuse charges, and many in the music industry feel he is slowly losing his grip on what has always been a fantasy world.
In a 60 minute interview with prime time interview show '60 Minutes', Jackson revealed his new look and expressed his views on the child abuse allegations which bookie say at 3 to 1 will probably come back soon with another young boy.
"I've been working on new music and new moves. R Kelly and I have written and recorded and album together called 'For The Little Children' about the love we have for the children of the world. We are recruiting for the video ad hope to have many young children with us for that."
What surprised The Spoof most, was the image change. Sporting braces, baseball cap and a face that must have had surgery recently, Jackson denied any suggestion of plastic facial work,
"I have only had a nose job twice and that was years ago, I've had nothing since. Everybody does it."
Jackson is due to release his album in late 2008. It is expected to not sell well and make him look stupid. Many stars find it difficult to do well in the pop world. Some are so shit now they stand no chance.
Posh Spice refused to comment.