LONDON (Defecated News) - In an exclusive revelation, The Spoof can now confirm that a betamax video of Amy Winehouse has been found. The contents are sure to shock all in the entertainment world, especially her fans.
Last month, Amy was captured on video eating, smiling, performing well on stage, and looking quite succulent in the thigh region.
"We don't know what to think" said Abbie Warehouse, President of the International Amy Winehouse Fan Club. "The last thing we though she'd ever do was eat and be happy. I really don't know what to say or expect. She could shock us further is she was seen wearing a different pair of shoes."
Karen Carpenter is dead and was unavailable for comment.