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Sunday, 5 August 2007

In a shock move, the kings of Hollywood have banned certain words. These words include such favourites as Er, Um, Yeah, Gosh, and Crikey. Certain curse words such as F***, B*****, S***, have been added.

Hollywood Writer Mable Syrup said: "This ban makes no sense to me. We often use words such as UM, and ER to add comedic effect, or just as a cover up when our over paid stars make a mess of their lines. God knows, they are paid more than enough not to F*** it up, S*******s!"

At the time of writing, acting favourite Hugh Grant was asked for his thoughts, but all of his words have been banned from Hollywood.

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