Written by Jerrbear
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Topics: The Spoof

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Weirdvillie,MO - (Rooters) Jerrbear writer for the spoof news site TheSpoof.com has gone on a rampage today.

Jerrbear,went crazy when he found out that he would not be in the upcoming Spoof movie."I've been working my ass off writing for TheSpoof.com the last week or so and I'm not even in the F@*cking movie."said Jerrbear.

Jerrbear who in a recent interview with his un-official fan blog stated that he was a 'genius' and that not just anyone can write spoof news, here's a part from that interview:

UJB:When did you realize that you were a writer?

Jerrbear: Well,I've been writing poetry,songs and stories since I was a kid and as you know not just anyone can write,especially spoof news,it takes a certain kind of genius to write spoof news and I'm sure that anyone who writes for TheSpoof.com will tell you the same thing.

UJB:When did you realize that you were a genius?

Jerrbear: Well I was sitting around my house one day smoking a cigarette and drinking a cola and all of the sudden I was like "wow I'm a genius."

As you can see Jerrbear is crazy and could be dangerous say police "We are keeping an eye on him,he is known to be mentally unstable and there's no telling what he might do." said police spokesperson Bob Green.

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