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Topics: CIA, Broadway

Monday, 30 July 2007

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New york City (IP) - A Broadway hit has drawn a large audience and portrays mime actors in the role the national press who silently tell the story of political observers and scholars who study the CIA and political movements. Throughout the play actors silently declare that George Bush has succeeded in accomplishing what other liberals and the Democratic party has failed to do - destroyed the CIA and the conservative movement in America as well as weakening the Army and the U.S. Republican Guard.

In Act l the CIA is plagued by chronic turnovers and general disillusionment with most workers gone within just 5 years. This leaves the CIA who has looked out for American interests for decades behaving like a lame duck due to its lack of experienced personnel.

In Act ll the war in Iraq is blamed on the Republican party and conservative movement and if the Democrats chose a viable candidate they could easily win a presidential election in spite of well known issues with black box voting.

IN Act lll the Army and other branches of the armed forces are falling short of recruiting goals and studies are underway which will result in the revival of the draft for members of the underclass. Not one son of any congressman or other major politician died in Vietnam. Veterans benefits have been cut under Bush and their pay is chronically late and they are often denied benefits despite suffering maiming wounds in the Iraqi quagmire. Soldiers are forced to do four or five tours of duty in Iraq which is a recipe for disaster. There were no Iraqis aboard the 9-11 planes and the WMD's Iraq once had were given to them by the King Bush the First so its not as if Americans are dying in order to protect their shores from foreign invaders.

In Act lV Bush has not a attended so much as a single funeral of one American G.I. but he and Cheney literally risked their lives in order to attend the funeral of a Saudi king in spite of the fact that almost all of the the people involved in the 9-11 set up were Saudis and it is Saudi Arabia that is at the forefront of teaching Muslims to hate the west and preparing them for their futile attempts at jihad which merely serves to work against the interests of its participants.

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