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Monday, 30 July 2007

image for Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms
Ricky Martins tight pants

Ricky Martin this week declared that he found his new life in his £1.7 million luxury pad in England an inspiration towards his new album material. The 36 year old Puerto Rican moved to his 9 bedroom 12 acre estate in Ashington, Northumberland in January 2007.

"The new album has a reflective slow tempo string guitar based format with the loving sounds of gospel whisper in parts" boasted Ricky.

"I think my fans will love the new material as it moves into a more mature Ricky Martin era"

Record producers P.O.N.C.E have indicated the first release will be one of '8 cans of Fosters takes the pain away' or 'My new wife is changing her tattoo to my name because she loves me'.

Ricky added "I've always had a great fanbase in England so i wanted to feel like an Englishman when I wrote the album, so my UK fans could relate, you know"

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