Mumbai - (Cinematographic Mess): Bollywood mega superstar and reincarnated global deity Aishwarya Rai has demanded to know why some relative newcomer like Rachel McAdams might be given first refusal to play a leading female role in the blockbuster movie Spoof! The Motion Picture following industry reports that the entire production would be outsourced to India.
The news comes after dire fisticuffs broke out between two central male characters vying for prominence in the film's plot which is centered in an Agatha Christie-like setting of a cruise aboard an ocean going-liner cruising the balmy waters off Alaska's Juneau Bay.
Aishwarya Rai's agent issued a statement that the chance to play the role of Queen Mudder seemed a natural choice "because if you say Mudder quickly enough it sounds like the Hindi version of Mother anyway".
"But Aishwarya is very concerned at what nudity scenes - if any - she might be expected to play because having just got married to a v-e-r-y jealous, macho man she was naturally concerned about her reputation, marriage and reactions of her fan club."
There was no word as yet from Central Casting on the subject of nudity and sex in the forthcoming nudity, pending final script tweaking about what prominence Britney's Vagina would play in the plot - something which would be resolved by the studio ethics committee.
More details are expected later this week.