Geneva, Switzerland (Swiss Army Naif Staff Writer) - Swiss authorities have agreed to provide a neutral site for an angry dance-off between 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?' and 'SpaceElevator'. The grudge match was deemed necessary after the latter innocently made fun of the former in a fake news article entitled: "TheSpoof.com Contributors to be given Sagarin Ratings".
Evidently Mr. SpaceElevator struck an exposed raw nerve, judging by Mr. Mohit Minhas's ensuing sharp words.
"No one defines me as a 'crappy garage, shitty braintrap & a kiddos moron' and gets away with it," retorted SpaceElevator. "I'm so angry, I demand a dance-off!" Footage from the dance-off is expected to be added to the new film "Bring It On: In It to Win It" (which is currently scheduled for release in 2008).
Sadly, 'SpaceElevator' does not realize that 'Who The Hell is Mohit?' is actually the pseudonym of the illegitimate lovechild of Michael Jackson and Madonna. Standby also for "You Got Served (Part 2)".
Now that the location has been established, it is merely up to 'Who The Hell is Mohit?' to decide the time.