Written by SpaceElevator
Print this
Topics: The Spoof

Monday, 30 July 2007

image for Angry Dance-Off between TheSpoof.com Contributors in the Works

Geneva, Switzerland (Swiss Army Naif Staff Writer) - Swiss authorities have agreed to provide a neutral site for an angry dance-off between 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?' and 'SpaceElevator'. The grudge match was deemed necessary after the latter innocently made fun of the former in a fake news article entitled: "TheSpoof.com Contributors to be given Sagarin Ratings".

Evidently Mr. SpaceElevator struck an exposed raw nerve, judging by Mr. Mohit Minhas's ensuing sharp words.

"No one defines me as a 'crappy garage, shitty braintrap & a kiddos moron' and gets away with it," retorted SpaceElevator. "I'm so angry, I demand a dance-off!" Footage from the dance-off is expected to be added to the new film "Bring It On: In It to Win It" (which is currently scheduled for release in 2008).

Sadly, 'SpaceElevator' does not realize that 'Who The Hell is Mohit?' is actually the pseudonym of the illegitimate lovechild of Michael Jackson and Madonna. Standby also for "You Got Served (Part 2)".

Now that the location has been established, it is merely up to 'Who The Hell is Mohit?' to decide the time.

Make SpaceElevator's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 2?

3 10 7 4
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more