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Saturday, 28 July 2007

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Witnesses gave Claire a "7" on her equipment package, but said that she should be more "open" with her pu

Claire Danes became the latest actress in Hollywood to suffer a wardrobe malfunction. Danes, star of the upcoming Stardust and former Emmy and Golden Globe winner for My So Called Life, is generally considered more of a serious actress than other such women who have suffered the same fate.

At a Hollywood star unveiling, Danes unveiled more than just her star on the walk of fame. As the actress bent over, the whole world suddenly knew that she did not wear a bra. This nip slip comes on the heels of all of the seemingly intentional exposure by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, the Olsen twins, and many other young Hollywood skanks.

Danes was slightly embarrassed at the exposure of her breast and quickly covered up. Photographers, however, were quick with the camera and pictures already flood the internet. One, a Buck E. Filbert, had the nerve to ask Miss Danes if she wished to spread her legs and expose her vagina to his customers and readers also. She responded by flipping him the bird and showing who was really number one.

Viewers who saw the breast in person compared it to those of Lindsay, Paris, Britney, Janet Jackson, Gwynneth Paltrow, and the Olsen twins. Overall, they gave it a "7" and said that the 28 year old starlet should be more "open" to her public.

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