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Saturday, 28 July 2007

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Moss back to a favorite permutation in the shagging numbers game?

Kingston, Surrey - (Ass Mess): Top model Kate Moss has moved in with Ronnie Wood and is reported to be in a three way shag with the ageing sexagenarian Rolling Stone and his wife Jo.

Moss once claimed that the threesome combo is her favotite permutation and recently dumped Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty because he couldn't manage the numbers.

The catwalk diva was once afrequent visitor at the Wood mansion before the birth of her four year old daughter Lila, who has not been seen on this weekend's adventure with her Ma.

UK press reported earlier this week that Wood is acting "purely as a sobriety mentor" for Moss, who has had her fair share of ups and downs as far as toxic intake is concerned.

But this morning's delivery of six crates of Jack Daniels, two gross of Dom Perignon, a dozen Southern Comfort bottles and an anonymous consignment from the London Bong Trading Corporation may just tip the balance back to party-time at the Wood mansion where Ronnie is said to be game for any relaxation of his matrimonially-imposed narcotics austerity drive.

The model's ex, Pete Dohert, meanwhile is on day five of a detox in Yorkshire rehab where the prognosis for long-term abstinence is still said to be extremely challenging by doctors.

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