Hollywood,Ca.(Rooters) In a shocking statement today Axl Rose's assistant's assistant's cousin told the L.A.Times that his cousin told him that Axl Rose told his cousin the real reason the original Guns N' Roses broke up.
"Yeah, I was like on the phone with my cousin who's a friend of Axl Rose's assistant's assistant and she told me that her friend who's the assistant to one of Axl Rose's assistants that the real reason behind the break up of the original band was because Axl Rose was afraid of Slashes hair."
While calls to Axl Rose's management have gone unanswered, Axl Rose's assistant denied the claims stating the following, "I have never said anything to anyone about what goes on with my boss, sure he's weird and has all of those sexual desires and makes me dress up like a cow,but that is personal. I don't know what caused the break up of the original band but if Axl says it was Slash's hair then it's probably true."
While we may never know the real reasons behind the break up of the original Guns N' Roses one thing is true, Axl Rose has red hair, so we think.