Salt Lake City, UTAH -- The Mormons have decided that it was high time to get in on the reality tv wagon. Mormon TV is going to start filming the show "Mormon Bachelor". It will be aired in Utah and several Fox affiliates in the South.
"We think that this is a great opportunity for the world to see that Mormons are not freaks. Sure, we believe in polygamy, but polygamy is cool. You get more choice." Sam T. Jones, Mormon TV executive, said from his ski chalet in the hills.
There will be several twists to the show. First, when the bachelor gets down to four ladies, that's it. He doesn't have to pick just one. That's a better chance of success, isn't it?
Also, the bachelor will have to decide which girls are Mormon and which aren't. He can only pick a Mormon girl and it won't be obvious either.