Written by Jerrbear
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Topics: Rock Music, Hunger

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

While fans of the rock band Guns N' Roses await for the release of the long awaited album "Chinese Democracy" one fan of the band going by the name of Billy Adler said today that he would be going on a hunger strike until Axl Rose decides to release the album.

"I refuse to eat until the album (Chinese Democracy) is released." Meanwhile there is no release date in sight. (The album was due March 6th of this year originally.)

The band has been touring Japan recently and there has been no mention of the album in recent months. When asked what would he do if the album is never released Billy Adler said: "Well I figure that if Axl Rose cares for his fans at all he will release the album, if not I guess I'm a dead man."

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