On a recent photo shoot for OK magazine, Britney Spears was reported to have been a total meltdown.
Apparently, Britney was heavily medicated and at one point had her eyes rolling back in her head giving her that, I'm passing out look so desired by heroine chic photographers.
Representatives for OK mag. said they were torn over whether to bury the pics because they would devastate Britney's career.
She took so many bathroom breaks during the shoot the staff thought she had the runs, every time she came out she was a different Britney than went in. At one point she became so paranoid she thought the ceiling of the building was going to fall on her head. The sky is falling Chicken Little in so many ways.
Plumbers had to be called in at one point in the shoot because one of Britney's steamers had gummed up the works. Water was pouring all over the place.
Britney, one never to go ghetto, got greasy chicken and used the Gucci dress supplied for the shoot as a napkin. Not only did Brit use Gucci as finger napkins but when her little doggie made a mess of the floor Britney used a Chanel designer as a poop mop.
Now who can say Britney is trailer trash, trailer trash uses old plastic bags to clean up after their dogs. Not Britney, it's new contour snot rags all the way.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert