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Friday, 20 July 2007

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Hillary Clinton Top MILF

Hillary Clinton was a surprise winner in yesterday's Top MILF voting on a popular website in the adult entertainment category. New mom Britney Spears demanded an investigation and recount, but the website has so far refused.

Clinton beat off a number of popular competitors in the election. Jennifer Garner was widely considered the favorite in the race, with Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, and Denise Richards as popular contenders. French politician Segolene Royal also was perceived as having an outside chance with the international vote, with Jada Pinkett Smith seen as the dark horse.

Britney Spears was the loudest critic of the result. She was the only one of the candidates who actually campaigned for the award, wearing a "MILF In Training" tanktop in public. Britney insisted that "plenty of people out there want to do me."

American Idol judge Simon Cowell chimed in with his own theory on Hillary Clinton's victory, saying that the MilfHunter audience prefers older women, most of the celebrity vote was split and that Britney did poorly because "she's just too skanky." Bill Clinton declared himself the real winner since he actually gets to sleep with Hillary, though her spokesman had no comment about that.

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