Written by Chavid
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Topics: Children's TV, Socks

Thursday, 19 July 2007

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Gummy yesterday.

World famous sock puppet "Gummy" has finally succumbed to a visit to the dentist.

Said Gummy "It just got to the stage where I couldn't stand it anymore. I've had years of pain and discomfort having no teeth in my mouth. It was always difficult trying to eat and now I've ordered a gleaming set of gnashers I can be proud of".

Apparently the set of teeth will be ready for collection a week next Thursday.

But not everyone is pleased for the long-suffering children's entertainer.

"He's f*cking mental" said famous ex-TV host David McLeary who's career plummetted when Gummy decided to go solo. "It's not as if he can eat anything anyay. He's got no stomach to digest anything. It's ridiculous - just a pointless publicity stunt."

Retorted Gummy "I can understand that David is bitter about the split but he's got to learn to get over it and get a life".

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